Kyle, the guy who deals with our suppliers came up with the idea of adding super cool, high-quality wallets and keyfobs to our accessories range. Designed in-house, made in the UK, these are a superb addition to our product range – 100% UK Calf leather, soft, hard wearing and practical.
Mean Bird Motorcycles card and note leather wallet. The ideal accessory to pull out your pocket when it's your turn to get a round in.
Made with 100% cow hide leather, it has been finished with wax and oil to make it more durable.
Comes in a Mean Bird Motorcycles branded presentation box so great as a gift.
Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.
Skip to Ladies' size guide...
MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 38-39 | 97-101 |
| MED | 40-41 | 102-106 |
| LGE | 42-43 | 107-111 |
| XL | 44-45 | 112-116 |
| 2XL | 46-47 | 117-121 |
| 3XL | 48-49 | 122-126 |
| 4XL | 50-51 | 127-131 |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 40-42 | 102-106 |
| MED | 42-44 | 108-112 |
| LGE | 44-46 | 112-116 |
| XL | 46-48 | 116-120 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 120-124 |
| 3XL | 51-52 | 128-132 |
| 4XL | - | - |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 41-42 | 104-107 |
| MED | 43-44 | 109-112 |
| LGE | 45-46 | 114-117 |
| XL | 47-48 | 120-123 |
| 2XL | 49-50 | 126-129 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 132-135 |
| 4XL | 54-55 | 138-141 |
LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 32-33/81-84 | 29-30/74-77 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 34-35/86-89 | 31-32/79-82 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 36-37/91-94 | 33-34/84-87 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 38-39/96-99 | 35-36/89-92 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 40-41/101-104 | 37-38/94-97 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 42-43/106-109 | 39-40/99-102 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 44-45/111-104 | 41-42/104-107 |
LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 35-36/90-93 | 32-33/82-85 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 37-38/95-98 | 34-35/87-90 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 39-40/100-103 | 36-37/92-95 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 41-42/105-108 | 38-39/97-100 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 43-44/110-113 | 40-41/102-105 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 45-46/115-118 | 42-43/107-110 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 47-48/120-123 | 44-45/112-115 |
UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE
| Waist | IN | CM |
| SML | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| MED | 31-33 | 79-84 |
| LGE | 34-35 | 86-89 |
| XL | 36-37 | 92-94 |
| 2XL | 38-40 | 96-102 |
| 3XL | 41-42 | 103-105 |
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.
WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:
Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.
*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)
EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.
Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.
Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.
How do I return an item?
Please let us know the following information:
Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)
For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.
What about the postage costs?
The cost of returning unwanted items is payable by you. If you wish to return an item because of an error on our part or because it's damaged, then we will refund the return postage cost.
For returns within the UK, please post back to us by 2nd Class Post. We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.
Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.
This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
The Mean Bird Motorcycles keyring is a stylish accessory for any bike. Made with 100% leather so there is no danger of it scratching your two wheeled baby.
The leather is created from a cow hide and the keyrings are finished with oil and wax. The dye solution is used sparingly to create an aged and evenly spread colouration.
Dimensions (at widest): 7cm x 4.5cm
Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.
Skip to Ladies' size guide...
MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 38-39 | 97-101 |
| MED | 40-41 | 102-106 |
| LGE | 42-43 | 107-111 |
| XL | 44-45 | 112-116 |
| 2XL | 46-47 | 117-121 |
| 3XL | 48-49 | 122-126 |
| 4XL | 50-51 | 127-131 |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 40-42 | 102-106 |
| MED | 42-44 | 108-112 |
| LGE | 44-46 | 112-116 |
| XL | 46-48 | 116-120 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 120-124 |
| 3XL | 51-52 | 128-132 |
| 4XL | - | - |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 41-42 | 104-107 |
| MED | 43-44 | 109-112 |
| LGE | 45-46 | 114-117 |
| XL | 47-48 | 120-123 |
| 2XL | 49-50 | 126-129 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 132-135 |
| 4XL | 54-55 | 138-141 |
LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 32-33/81-84 | 29-30/74-77 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 34-35/86-89 | 31-32/79-82 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 36-37/91-94 | 33-34/84-87 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 38-39/96-99 | 35-36/89-92 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 40-41/101-104 | 37-38/94-97 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 42-43/106-109 | 39-40/99-102 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 44-45/111-104 | 41-42/104-107 |
LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 35-36/90-93 | 32-33/82-85 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 37-38/95-98 | 34-35/87-90 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 39-40/100-103 | 36-37/92-95 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 41-42/105-108 | 38-39/97-100 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 43-44/110-113 | 40-41/102-105 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 45-46/115-118 | 42-43/107-110 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 47-48/120-123 | 44-45/112-115 |
UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE
| Waist | IN | CM |
| SML | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| MED | 31-33 | 79-84 |
| LGE | 34-35 | 86-89 |
| XL | 36-37 | 92-94 |
| 2XL | 38-40 | 96-102 |
| 3XL | 41-42 | 103-105 |
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.
WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:
Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.
*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)
EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.
Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.
Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.
How do I return an item?
Please let us know the following information:
Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)
For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.
What about the postage costs?
The cost of returning unwanted items is payable by you. If you wish to return an item because of an error on our part or because it's damaged, then we will refund the return postage cost.
For returns within the UK, please post back to us by 2nd Class Post. We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.
Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.
This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
Ton Up Clothing is inspired by the spirit of rebellion in the 50’s and 60’s. Disregarding the trend towards overly fussy, elaborate motorcycle design, the bikes of this era were stripped back and made as light as possible, tuning the performance of the engine as much as they could with the tools they had available to them to try to “do the Ton!”. This spawned a new generation of no frills, stripped down bikes that were built purely for speed – café racers were born. Our gear takes a cue from this no frills, well built, understatedly cool ethos of the time, and of course its UK origins.
Born in Britain, Renowned Worldwide.
Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.
Skip to Ladies' size guide...
MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 38-39 | 97-101 |
| MED | 40-41 | 102-106 |
| LGE | 42-43 | 107-111 |
| XL | 44-45 | 112-116 |
| 2XL | 46-47 | 117-121 |
| 3XL | 48-49 | 122-126 |
| 4XL | 50-51 | 127-131 |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 40-42 | 102-106 |
| MED | 42-44 | 108-112 |
| LGE | 44-46 | 112-116 |
| XL | 46-48 | 116-120 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 120-124 |
| 3XL | 51-52 | 128-132 |
| 4XL | - | - |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 41-42 | 104-107 |
| MED | 43-44 | 109-112 |
| LGE | 45-46 | 114-117 |
| XL | 47-48 | 120-123 |
| 2XL | 49-50 | 126-129 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 132-135 |
| 4XL | 54-55 | 138-141 |
LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 32-33/81-84 | 29-30/74-77 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 34-35/86-89 | 31-32/79-82 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 36-37/91-94 | 33-34/84-87 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 38-39/96-99 | 35-36/89-92 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 40-41/101-104 | 37-38/94-97 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 42-43/106-109 | 39-40/99-102 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 44-45/111-104 | 41-42/104-107 |
LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 35-36/90-93 | 32-33/82-85 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 37-38/95-98 | 34-35/87-90 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 39-40/100-103 | 36-37/92-95 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 41-42/105-108 | 38-39/97-100 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 43-44/110-113 | 40-41/102-105 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 45-46/115-118 | 42-43/107-110 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 47-48/120-123 | 44-45/112-115 |
UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE
| Waist | IN | CM |
| SML | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| MED | 31-33 | 79-84 |
| LGE | 34-35 | 86-89 |
| XL | 36-37 | 92-94 |
| 2XL | 38-40 | 96-102 |
| 3XL | 41-42 | 103-105 |
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.
WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:
Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.
*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)
EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.
Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.
Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.
How do I return an item?
Please let us know the following information:
Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)
For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.
What about the postage costs?
The cost of returning unwanted items is payable by you. If you wish to return an item because of an error on our part or because it's damaged, then we will refund the return postage cost.
For returns within the UK, please post back to us by 2nd Class Post. We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.
Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.
This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
Inspired by the innovation, passion and skill of custom bike builders - MEANBIRD MOTORCYCLES is all about bringing these primal forces together through a mix of great design, muted colours finish and of course superb build quality. Rip, Roar, ‘N Rumble takes its cue from the distinctive engine tones of custom built machines. Machines that owe more to the past for their design, character and performance than the latest technologically advanced dealer bought bikes.
The overall is more garage than garden.
Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.
Skip to Ladies' size guide...
MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 38-39 | 97-101 |
| MED | 40-41 | 102-106 |
| LGE | 42-43 | 107-111 |
| XL | 44-45 | 112-116 |
| 2XL | 46-47 | 117-121 |
| 3XL | 48-49 | 122-126 |
| 4XL | 50-51 | 127-131 |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 40-42 | 102-106 |
| MED | 42-44 | 108-112 |
| LGE | 44-46 | 112-116 |
| XL | 46-48 | 116-120 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 120-124 |
| 3XL | 51-52 | 128-132 |
| 4XL | - | - |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 41-42 | 104-107 |
| MED | 43-44 | 109-112 |
| LGE | 45-46 | 114-117 |
| XL | 47-48 | 120-123 |
| 2XL | 49-50 | 126-129 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 132-135 |
| 4XL | 54-55 | 138-141 |
LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 32-33/81-84 | 29-30/74-77 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 34-35/86-89 | 31-32/79-82 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 36-37/91-94 | 33-34/84-87 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 38-39/96-99 | 35-36/89-92 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 40-41/101-104 | 37-38/94-97 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 42-43/106-109 | 39-40/99-102 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 44-45/111-104 | 41-42/104-107 |
LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 35-36/90-93 | 32-33/82-85 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 37-38/95-98 | 34-35/87-90 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 39-40/100-103 | 36-37/92-95 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 41-42/105-108 | 38-39/97-100 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 43-44/110-113 | 40-41/102-105 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 45-46/115-118 | 42-43/107-110 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 47-48/120-123 | 44-45/112-115 |
UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE
| Waist | IN | CM |
| SML | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| MED | 31-33 | 79-84 |
| LGE | 34-35 | 86-89 |
| XL | 36-37 | 92-94 |
| 2XL | 38-40 | 96-102 |
| 3XL | 41-42 | 103-105 |
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.
WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:
Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.
*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)
EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.
Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.
Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.
How do I return an item?
Please let us know the following information:
Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)
For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.
What about the postage costs?
The cost of returning unwanted items is payable by you. If you wish to return an item because of an error on our part or because it's damaged, then we will refund the return postage cost.
For returns within the UK, please post back to us by 2nd Class Post. We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.
Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.
This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.
Skip to Ladies' size guide...
MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 38-39 | 97-101 |
| MED | 40-41 | 102-106 |
| LGE | 42-43 | 107-111 |
| XL | 44-45 | 112-116 |
| 2XL | 46-47 | 117-121 |
| 3XL | 48-49 | 122-126 |
| 4XL | 50-51 | 127-131 |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 40-42 | 102-106 |
| MED | 42-44 | 108-112 |
| LGE | 44-46 | 112-116 |
| XL | 46-48 | 116-120 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 120-124 |
| 3XL | 51-52 | 128-132 |
| 4XL | - | - |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 41-42 | 104-107 |
| MED | 43-44 | 109-112 |
| LGE | 45-46 | 114-117 |
| XL | 47-48 | 120-123 |
| 2XL | 49-50 | 126-129 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 132-135 |
| 4XL | 54-55 | 138-141 |
LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 32-33/81-84 | 29-30/74-77 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 34-35/86-89 | 31-32/79-82 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 36-37/91-94 | 33-34/84-87 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 38-39/96-99 | 35-36/89-92 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 40-41/101-104 | 37-38/94-97 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 42-43/106-109 | 39-40/99-102 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 44-45/111-104 | 41-42/104-107 |
LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 35-36/90-93 | 32-33/82-85 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 37-38/95-98 | 34-35/87-90 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 39-40/100-103 | 36-37/92-95 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 41-42/105-108 | 38-39/97-100 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 43-44/110-113 | 40-41/102-105 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 45-46/115-118 | 42-43/107-110 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 47-48/120-123 | 44-45/112-115 |
UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE
| Waist | IN | CM |
| SML | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| MED | 31-33 | 79-84 |
| LGE | 34-35 | 86-89 |
| XL | 36-37 | 92-94 |
| 2XL | 38-40 | 96-102 |
| 3XL | 41-42 | 103-105 |
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.
WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:
Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.
*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)
EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.
Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.
Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.
How do I return an item?
Please let us know the following information:
Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)
For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.
What about the postage costs?
The cost of returning unwanted items is payable by you. If you wish to return an item because of an error on our part or because it's damaged, then we will refund the return postage cost.
For returns within the UK, please post back to us by 2nd Class Post. We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.
Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.
This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.
Skip to Ladies' size guide...
MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 38-39 | 97-101 |
| MED | 40-41 | 102-106 |
| LGE | 42-43 | 107-111 |
| XL | 44-45 | 112-116 |
| 2XL | 46-47 | 117-121 |
| 3XL | 48-49 | 122-126 |
| 4XL | 50-51 | 127-131 |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 40-42 | 102-106 |
| MED | 42-44 | 108-112 |
| LGE | 44-46 | 112-116 |
| XL | 46-48 | 116-120 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 120-124 |
| 3XL | 51-52 | 128-132 |
| 4XL | - | - |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 41-42 | 104-107 |
| MED | 43-44 | 109-112 |
| LGE | 45-46 | 114-117 |
| XL | 47-48 | 120-123 |
| 2XL | 49-50 | 126-129 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 132-135 |
| 4XL | 54-55 | 138-141 |
LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 32-33/81-84 | 29-30/74-77 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 34-35/86-89 | 31-32/79-82 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 36-37/91-94 | 33-34/84-87 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 38-39/96-99 | 35-36/89-92 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 40-41/101-104 | 37-38/94-97 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 42-43/106-109 | 39-40/99-102 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 44-45/111-104 | 41-42/104-107 |
LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 35-36/90-93 | 32-33/82-85 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 37-38/95-98 | 34-35/87-90 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 39-40/100-103 | 36-37/92-95 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 41-42/105-108 | 38-39/97-100 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 43-44/110-113 | 40-41/102-105 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 45-46/115-118 | 42-43/107-110 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 47-48/120-123 | 44-45/112-115 |
UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE
| Waist | IN | CM |
| SML | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| MED | 31-33 | 79-84 |
| LGE | 34-35 | 86-89 |
| XL | 36-37 | 92-94 |
| 2XL | 38-40 | 96-102 |
| 3XL | 41-42 | 103-105 |
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.
WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:
Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.
*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)
EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.
Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.
Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.
How do I return an item?
Please let us know the following information:
Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)
For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.
What about the postage costs?
The cost of returning unwanted items is payable by you. If you wish to return an item because of an error on our part or because it's damaged, then we will refund the return postage cost.
For returns within the UK, please post back to us by 2nd Class Post. We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.
Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.
This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.
Skip to Ladies' size guide...
MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 38-39 | 97-101 |
| MED | 40-41 | 102-106 |
| LGE | 42-43 | 107-111 |
| XL | 44-45 | 112-116 |
| 2XL | 46-47 | 117-121 |
| 3XL | 48-49 | 122-126 |
| 4XL | 50-51 | 127-131 |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 40-42 | 102-106 |
| MED | 42-44 | 108-112 |
| LGE | 44-46 | 112-116 |
| XL | 46-48 | 116-120 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 120-124 |
| 3XL | 51-52 | 128-132 |
| 4XL | - | - |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 41-42 | 104-107 |
| MED | 43-44 | 109-112 |
| LGE | 45-46 | 114-117 |
| XL | 47-48 | 120-123 |
| 2XL | 49-50 | 126-129 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 132-135 |
| 4XL | 54-55 | 138-141 |
LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 32-33/81-84 | 29-30/74-77 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 34-35/86-89 | 31-32/79-82 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 36-37/91-94 | 33-34/84-87 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 38-39/96-99 | 35-36/89-92 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 40-41/101-104 | 37-38/94-97 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 42-43/106-109 | 39-40/99-102 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 44-45/111-104 | 41-42/104-107 |
LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 35-36/90-93 | 32-33/82-85 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 37-38/95-98 | 34-35/87-90 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 39-40/100-103 | 36-37/92-95 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 41-42/105-108 | 38-39/97-100 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 43-44/110-113 | 40-41/102-105 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 45-46/115-118 | 42-43/107-110 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 47-48/120-123 | 44-45/112-115 |
UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE
| Waist | IN | CM |
| SML | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| MED | 31-33 | 79-84 |
| LGE | 34-35 | 86-89 |
| XL | 36-37 | 92-94 |
| 2XL | 38-40 | 96-102 |
| 3XL | 41-42 | 103-105 |
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.
WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:
Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.
*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)
EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.
Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.
Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.
How do I return an item?
Please let us know the following information:
Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)
For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.
What about the postage costs?
The cost of returning unwanted items is payable by you. If you wish to return an item because of an error on our part or because it's damaged, then we will refund the return postage cost.
For returns within the UK, please post back to us by 2nd Class Post. We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.
Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.
This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.
Skip to Ladies' size guide...
MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 38-39 | 97-101 |
| MED | 40-41 | 102-106 |
| LGE | 42-43 | 107-111 |
| XL | 44-45 | 112-116 |
| 2XL | 46-47 | 117-121 |
| 3XL | 48-49 | 122-126 |
| 4XL | 50-51 | 127-131 |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 40-42 | 102-106 |
| MED | 42-44 | 108-112 |
| LGE | 44-46 | 112-116 |
| XL | 46-48 | 116-120 |
| 2XL | 48-50 | 120-124 |
| 3XL | 51-52 | 128-132 |
| 4XL | - | - |
| Chest | IN | CM |
| SML | 41-42 | 104-107 |
| MED | 43-44 | 109-112 |
| LGE | 45-46 | 114-117 |
| XL | 47-48 | 120-123 |
| 2XL | 49-50 | 126-129 |
| 3XL | 51-53 | 132-135 |
| 4XL | 54-55 | 138-141 |
LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 32-33/81-84 | 29-30/74-77 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 34-35/86-89 | 31-32/79-82 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 36-37/91-94 | 33-34/84-87 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 38-39/96-99 | 35-36/89-92 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 40-41/101-104 | 37-38/94-97 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 42-43/106-109 | 39-40/99-102 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 44-45/111-104 | 41-42/104-107 |
LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.
Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
| UK | EU | US | Bust IN/CM | Waist IN/CM |
| 8 | 36 | 4 | 35-36/90-93 | 32-33/82-85 |
| 10 | 38 | 6 | 37-38/95-98 | 34-35/87-90 |
| 12 | 40 | 8 | 39-40/100-103 | 36-37/92-95 |
| 14 | 42 | 10 | 41-42/105-108 | 38-39/97-100 |
| 16 | 44 | 12 | 43-44/110-113 | 40-41/102-105 |
| 18 | 46 | 14 | 45-46/115-118 | 42-43/107-110 |
| 20 | 48 | 16 | 47-48/120-123 | 44-45/112-115 |
UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE
| Waist | IN | CM |
| SML | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| MED | 31-33 | 79-84 |
| LGE | 34-35 | 86-89 |
| XL | 36-37 | 92-94 |
| 2XL | 38-40 | 96-102 |
| 3XL | 41-42 | 103-105 |
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.
WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:
Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.
*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)
EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.
Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.
Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.
How do I return an item?
Please let us know the following information:
Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)
For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.
What about the postage costs?
The cost of returning unwanted items is payable by you. If you wish to return an item because of an error on our part or because it's damaged, then we will refund the return postage cost.
For returns within the UK, please post back to us by 2nd Class Post. We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.
Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.
This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
