Red Torpedo Clothing

Torpedo (Mens) Black T-Shirt

£27.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Brand Punk (Ladies) Black T-Shirt

£24.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Brand Punk (Mens) Black T-Shirt

£26.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Spannerskull Buff Black/Grey

£15.00 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

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Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

LIMITED EDITION | V Twin 2020 (Ladies) White/Black Shirt

Red Torpedo Clothing

LIMITED EDITION | V Twin 2020 (Ladies) White/Black Shirt

£46.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

LIMITED EDITION | V Twin 2020 (Ladies) Mustard/Black Shirt

Red Torpedo Clothing

LIMITED EDITION | V Twin 2020 (Ladies) Mustard/Black Shirt

£46.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

LIMITED EDITION | V Twin 2020 (Mens) White/Black Shirt

Red Torpedo Clothing

LIMITED EDITION | V Twin 2020 (Mens) White/Black Shirt

£46.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

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UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

LIMITED EDITION | V Twin 2020 (Mens) Mustard/Black Shirt

Red Torpedo Clothing

LIMITED EDITION | V Twin 2020 (Mens) Mustard/Black Shirt

£46.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Red Torpedo 2020 Round Garage Plate

£25.00 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Conor Cummins Conrod Cap

£19.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Guy Martin Spannerskull (Black) Cap

£19.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Customer Reviews

No reviews yet Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

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LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

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UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Lee Johnston Jester Cap

£19.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Spannerrap Black (Mens) Hoodie

£57.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

Spannerrap Black (Ladies) Hoodie

£54.99 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

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LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

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UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Red Torpedo Clothing

AO Lets Go Buff

£15.00 GBP

FREE RETURNS for all UK orders!

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	38-39	97-101
MED	40-41	102-106
LGE	42-43	107-111
XL	44-45	112-116
2XL	46-47	117-121
3XL	48-49	122-126
4XL	50-51	127-131

MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).

Chest	IN	CM
SML	40-42	102-106
MED	42-44	108-112
LGE	44-46	112-116
XL	46-48	116-120
2XL	48-50	120-124
3XL	51-52	128-132
4XL	-	-

MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

Chest	IN	CM
SML	41-42	104-107
MED	43-44	109-112
LGE	45-46	114-117
XL	47-48	120-123
2XL	49-50	126-129
3XL	51-53	132-135
4XL	54-55	138-141

LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	32-33/81-84	29-30/74-77
10	38	6	34-35/86-89	31-32/79-82
12	40	8	36-37/91-94	33-34/84-87
14	42	10	38-39/96-99	35-36/89-92
16	44	12	40-41/101-104	37-38/94-97
18	46	14	42-43/106-109	39-40/99-102
20	48	16	44-45/111-104	41-42/104-107

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK	EU	US	Bust IN/CM	Waist IN/CM
8	36	4	35-36/90-93	32-33/82-85
10	38	6	37-38/95-98	34-35/87-90
12	40	8	39-40/100-103	36-37/92-95
14	42	10	41-42/105-108	38-39/97-100
16	44	12	43-44/110-113	40-41/102-105
18	46	14	45-46/115-118	42-43/107-110
20	48	16	47-48/120-123	44-45/112-115

Back to top

UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist	IN	CM
SML	28-30	71-76
MED	31-33	79-84
LGE	34-35	86-89
XL	36-37	92-94
2XL	38-40	96-102
3XL	41-42	103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

COVID-19 - in order to be as socially responsible as possible during government lock-down, we will not be dispatching orders daily. Orders will be dispatched twice a week, on Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for your patience and understanding through this period.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE.

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse.

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

Your full name
Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
Email Address
Contact Telephone Number
Details on exchange and/or refund

Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.