Gift Ideas & Stocking Fillers

Get 3 for 2 on our underwear, hats and accessories this Christmas with little gifts perfect as stocking fillers or Secret Santa ideas.

Simply add three items from this collection to your basket and the cheapest item will appear for free at checkout. 

Guy Martin Spannerskull (Black) Cap
Red Torpedo Clothing

Guy Martin Spannerskull (Black) Cap
Free Gift

£19.99 GBP
Guy Martin Spannerskull (Black) Cap

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Conor Cummins Conrod Cap
Conor Cummins Conrod Cap
Conor Cummins Conrod Cap
Conor Cummins Conrod Cap
Red Torpedo Clothing

Conor Cummins Conrod Cap
Free Gift

£19.99 GBP
Conor Cummins Conrod Cap

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Lee Johnston Jester Cap
Lee Johnston Jester Cap
Lee Johnston Jester Cap
Lee Johnston Jester Cap
Red Torpedo Clothing

Lee Johnston Jester Cap
Free Gift

£19.99 GBP
Lee Johnston Jester Cap

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Dean Harrison 'Flat Out' Garage Plate
Red Torpedo Clothing

Dean Harrison 'Flat Out' Garage Plate
Free Gift

£25.00 GBP
We are supremely proud to be working with Dean Harrison this year. The Flat Out theme came out of an early exchange of ideas. The final design blows the doors off the ordinary and says it all.

Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

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UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Conor Cummins 'The Flying Barista' Metal Coaster
Red Torpedo Clothing

Conor Cummins 'The Flying Barista' Metal Coaster
Free Gift

£8.99 GBP

Conor Cummins metal coaster featuring his new 'Flying Barista' design.

Size: 10cm x 10cm

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

MBM Live Fast Bobble Hat
MBM Live Fast Bobble Hat
MBM Live Fast Bobble Hat
MBM Live Fast Bobble Hat
Mean Bird Motorcycles Clothing

MBM Live Fast Bobble Hat
Free Gift

£15.00 GBP
Blk/White Bobble Hat

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Ton Up Clothing

Ton Up Clothing Built for Speed Coin Wallet
Free Gift

£25.00 GBP

In addition to our growing collection comes the new radio-frequency identification safe Ton Up Clothing wallet preventing scumbags from stealing yer dosh through the pocket! Now contains an easy coin pocket along with space for cards and notes. The ideal accessory to pull out your pocket when it's your turn to get a round in. 

Made with 100% cow hide leather, it has been finished with wax and oil to make it more durable.

Comes in a Ton Up Clothing branded presentation box so great as a gift. 

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews Write a review

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Red Torpedo Clothing

Road Racing World by Diego Mola and Marta Covioli
Free Gift

£27.00 GBP

Road Racing World is a great hard-back book about the biggest motorcycle road races in the world. 

Featuring fantastic photography by Diego Mola, written by Road Racing Core blogger Marta Covioli (in both Italian and English), this would make a great gift for any road racing fan. 

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

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UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Speed Punk Keyring
Speed Punk Keyring
Speed Punk Keyring
Speed Punk Keyring
Red Torpedo Clothing

Speed Punk Keyring
Free Gift

£4.00 GBP
Speed Punk Keyring

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Petrolhead (Mens) Single Pack Underwear
Petrolhead (Mens) Single Pack Underwear
Petrolhead (Mens) Single Pack Underwear
Petrolhead (Mens) Single Pack Underwear
Petrolhead (Mens) Single Pack Underwear
Petrolhead (Mens) Single Pack Underwear
Red Torpedo Clothing

Petrolhead (Mens) Single Pack Underwear
Free Gift

£7.50 GBP
Taking our popular Petrolhead design and covering some keks in it.

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Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Spannerskull Black Leather Keyring
Spannerskull Black Leather Keyring
Spannerskull Black Leather Keyring
Spannerskull Black Leather Keyring
Spannerskull Black Leather Keyring
Spannerskull Black Leather Keyring
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Spannerskull Black Leather Keyring
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£6.99 GBP
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Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

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UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

Guy Martin Spannerskull Buff
Guy Martin Spannerskull Buff
Guy Martin Spannerskull Buff
Guy Martin Spannerskull Buff
Red Torpedo Clothing

Guy Martin Spannerskull Buff
Free Gift

£15.00 GBP
  • This is the original multifunctional headwear
  • 100% polyester microfibre
  • 100% polyester microfibre
  • Machine Wash 30°C
  • Wear it in a variety of ways around your head, neck or wrist

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

John McGuiness Photo TT 2019
Red Torpedo Clothing

John McGuiness Photo TT 2019
Free Gift

£20.00 GBP
New photos from TT2019

Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

AO Lets Go Buff
AO Lets Go Buff
AO Lets Go Buff
AO Lets Go Buff
Red Torpedo Clothing

AO Lets Go Buff
Free Gift

£15.00 GBP
This multifunctional headwear is a newly developed Buff made up of polyester microfibre made from recycled bottles. Technical fabricpropertiesinclude Ultra stretch for improved comfort, thermal insulation, SPF 50 sun protection, moisture management and is 100% seamless. Best worn in cool temperatures.

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Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

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LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

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UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights. 

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Our Primo T-Shirts are the dog's danglies and have a generous fit, but please take a moment to double-check the chest measurements using our chart below.

Skip to Ladies' size guide...

MEN'S T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Chest IN CM
SML 38-39 97-101
MED 40-41 102-106
LGE 42-43 107-111
XL 44-45 112-116
2XL 46-47 117-121
3XL 48-49 122-126
4XL 50-51 127-131
 
MEN'S Waffle Tops Sizing Guide
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM.
Due to our waffle tops being a loose and comfortable knit, our production team recommend you purchasing one size below usual. (If you fit XL in our Primo tees, go for a large, trust us).
 
Chest IN CM
SML 40-42 102-106
MED 42-44 108-112
LGE 44-46 112-116
XL 46-48 116-120
2XL 48-50 120-124
3XL 51-52 128-132
4XL - -
MEN'S HOODIES & MOTO JACKETS SIZING GUIDE
The chest measurement is taken just below the arms across the chest then doubled to give the correct size in Inches or CM. 

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.
 
Chest IN CM
SML 41-42 104-107
MED 43-44 109-112
LGE 45-46 114-117
XL 47-48 120-123
2XL 49-50 126-129
3XL 51-53 132-135
4XL 54-55 138-141

 

 



LADIES T-Shirts & POLO's SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem. 

Please note: most of our womens' T-shirts are slim fit, if in doubt as to the size you think you'll maybe want to go with one size up.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 32-33/81-84 29-30/74-77
10 38 6 34-35/86-89 31-32/79-82
12 40 8 36-37/91-94 33-34/84-87
14 42 10 38-39/96-99 35-36/89-92
16 44 12 40-41/101-104 37-38/94-97
18 46 14 42-43/106-109 39-40/99-102
20 48 16 44-45/111-104 41-42/104-107

 

Back to top

LADIES HOODIE SIZING GUIDE
The bust measurement is taken under the arms and across the chest. The waist measurement is taken on the narrowest part of the garment usually found 15cm above the hem.

Please note, these measurements have been made more generous as they are designed to naturally fit over the top of other garments.

UK EU US Bust IN/CM Waist IN/CM
8 36 4 35-36/90-93 32-33/82-85
10 38 6 37-38/95-98 34-35/87-90
12 40 8 39-40/100-103 36-37/92-95
14 42 10 41-42/105-108 38-39/97-100
16 44 12 43-44/110-113 40-41/102-105
18 46 14 45-46/115-118 42-43/107-110
20 48 16 47-48/120-123 44-45/112-115

 

Back to top


UNDERWEAR SIZING GUIDE

Waist IN CM
SML 28-30 71-76
MED 31-33 79-84
LGE 34-35 86-89
XL 36-37 92-94
2XL 38-40 96-102
3XL 41-42 103-105

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship our products to customers worldwide.

WHAT DELIVERY OPTIONS DO YOU OFFER?
UK DELIVERY
We have two delivery options for orders to the UK:

  • Royal Mail Tracked48 (2 working days* delivery) - £3.50 or free if your order total is over £50.00
  • Royal Mail Tracked24 (Next working day* delivery) - £5.00

Orders placed before 2pm will be dispatched the same day. After 2pm, they will be dispatched the following working day**.

*Monday to Saturday (excluding bank holidays)
** Monday to Friday (excluding bank holidays)

EUROPEAN UNION DELIVERY
Orders within the European Union fall into four separate zones - your shipping charge is dependent on the country selected as your shipping address, and will be sent via tracked courier.

  • EU Islands : £13.99 flat rate (Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland & Malta). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.
  • Near EU : £8.99 flat rate (Belgium, Germany, France, Ireland, Luxembourg & Netherlands)
  • Far EU : £10.99 flat rate (Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Spain, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia, Monaco, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovak Republic)
  • Rest of EU : £13.99 flat rate (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Belarus, Switzerland, Serbia, Faroe Islands, Greenland, Croatia/Hrvatska, Liechtenstein, Moldova (Republic of ), Montenegro, Macedonia, Norway, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, Ukraine, Canary Islands & Kosovo). £10.00 if order value is £100.00 or greater.

WORLDWIDE DELIVERY

  • Worldwide (Zone 1) : £13.99 flat rate (United States, United Arab Emirates, Bangladesh, Bahrain, China, Egypt, Hong Kong, Israel, India, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Jordan, Cambodia, Korea (Democratic People's Republic), Korea (Republic of), Kuwait, Lao (People's Democratic Republic), Lebanon, Malaysia, Nepal, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Vietnam). Please note if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.
  • Worldwide (Zone 2) : £16.99 flat rate (Australia, New Zealand, Canada etc). As with Zone 1, if you spend over £100 we will reduce your shipping to just £10 flat rate to any of these countries.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?
UK customers will receive their orders next working day (Royal Mail Tracked24) or within 2 working days (Royal Mail Tracked48). You will be emailed a tracking number on dispatch to track your order. Overseas orders will take longer and customers should allow a full two weeks from time of purchase before contacting us to report missing items.

Please Note: If your order is over 2kg in weight, we will probably be in touch to give a revised estimate for shipping costs.

Is it possible to return an item?
We want to make sure you are happy with your purchase. However, you may find it necessary to return items to us in the unlikely event that the goods are damaged, you received something in error or if you’ve simply changed your mind. Please return any items for a refund within 28 days of receipt of your order. The returned item(s) must be in new, unused, and unworn condition with garment tags still attached. If you fail to take reasonable care of the items you are returning, we reserve the right not to accept your return.

How do I return an item?

Easy! If you're based in the UK, returning your item is FREE. 

Simply head over to the Royal Mail website, enter a few details and you'll get a link to download your pre-paid returns label, which you can fix to your parcel. Then you just take it a local post-office or drop it off at a local depot and we'll contact you again once it arrives at our warehouse. 

https://www.royalmail.com/track-my-return/create/3398

We'll need the following information:

  • Your full name
  • Postal Address including Postcode/Zip Code
  • Email Address
  • Contact Telephone Number
  • Details on exchange and/or refund
Unfortunately, we cannot refund or replace items if they are sent to us without any sales or customer information.This can be written onto the packing note or on a note accompanying the parcel.

Please send your returns to:
Red Torpedo
PO Box 5587
GLASGOW
G52 9BE
United Kingdom (GB)

For item(s) returned from outside the UK, the following must be written on both the packaging and customs declaration. 'MAIL ORDER GOODS RETURNED FOR EXCHANGE - DO NOT CHARGE DUTY'.

What about the postage costs?
For returns within the UK, please post back to us using our FREE RETURNS process - returns will be processed by Royal Mail and will be posted via Tracked 48, which should arrive with us between 2-5 working days.

We also recommend that you request a 'Proof of Posting' from the Post Office, which they will be able to supply you with free of charge.

Can I exchange an item?
We are able to exchange items of the same value. However, if the item you are looking for in exchange is of greater or lesser value, we will refund your original order and ask that you place a new order for your desired items.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.